Please join The GONADS.

They're a bunch of degenerates who are all addicted to NFT.

There are 6,969 of the lowest of the low on the Ethereum blockchain.

Artwork: Cryptic Burger Collective

(Designers of three NFT Art collections that sold out quickly!)

Minting: JULY 13, 2022

Price: WL 0.025 ETH / Public 0.05 ETH

In GONADS, the mysterious art group Cryptic Burger—makers of three previous SOLD OUT collections of instantly recognizable images on OpenSea (BARFS, CRAPS, and Sugar Cereal Psych-O's)—offers precise and unique pen-and-ink art that is sure to "hit odd."

Each of the GONADS is made up of a hazardous pool of over 120 individually drawn characteristics, including:

Clothing adorned with inside jokes and allusions to inside jokes that only true nerds would understand.

Messages of support for the NFT that were already out of date by the end of 2021.

Dumb caps, as the saying goes.

Disgustingly juvenile facial features that will make your inner 12-year-old happy.

Right hand clutching several trinkets, some of which were stolen wholesale from other designers' lines (then we gave them our own spin).

There are two more bizarre and extremely unusual body types.

Ten unique, one-of-one pieces of art by Cryptic Burger. These are so rare that they could be hung in the dirtiest gas stations in the world.

Some of the rarest hand-drawn backgrounds ever, complete with the coveted GOLDEN TOILET. Even the most jaded, rug-pulling degen will find something here to entertain and please them. There are also a lot of other features.

Q: For what, in the name of God, would I want to start a GONADS mint?

A: Because you've been in the NFT community for a long time and miss the days when NFTs were fun and had artwork made by talented artists instead of generic stock images bought from Fiverr.

Because you enjoy finding references to your favorite pop culture references when playing your NFTs.

Because you enjoy items that include fine artwork and juvenile potty humor.

Simply put, you want to socialize with others who share your interest in the NFT-culture and your possession of artwork that represents that interest, but you're sick of corporate collabs and roadmap promises.

Because you, too, are a degenerate moron like us!