Okay, folks, get ready for the joke of the day! Why don't secret agents get married? Because even their wallets have secret compartments, and let's be honest—relationships are all about sharing! Imagine a candlelit dinner. The secret agent's date lights a tea light, and BAM! He flips the table, ready to interrogate. Plates flying, pasta everywhere. The agent says, 'You're the spy! Why else would you sing "My Heart Will Go On" every karaoke night when I've told you that my mission is to sink the boat for that song!' But wait, it gets funnier. At the proposal, instead of a ring, he holds a microchip and says, 'Darling, you're the only password this chip protects.' Now, before we end up on World Mysteries Dateline, let's decode the funniest part: their wedding menu—a list of aliases because, of course, nobody can know what's really inside the sautéed Chicken à la Mystery. So, if you want to share secrets, listen up! "Want to make your own videos like this? Head to the RiseAngle website and start creating your AI-powered short videos today."